Nativity Scene Storage
by Christmas Freak
(not enough nativity)
When it comes to nativity scenes, the more life-sized and three-dimensional the better. I want lit-up figurines and burlap robes and hay, lots of hay. I’m looking for an immersive experience. In my ideal world, they would be kept up year round, which is why I’ve never given much thought to nativity scene disassembly. It seems an assumed fact that nativity scenes just vanish after December 25th, the golden light around them fading into the snowy sky like a distant, benevolent star.
(not enough hay)
But the other day while I was driving back from the grocery store, an awful image flashed through my mind: a middle-aged man jamming a life-sized Joseph figurine into a shed packed with crap. That got me picturing storage lockers crammed with off-season mangers, tool closets wedged with a macabre mix of shepherds and hedge clippers and snowblowers, Mary’s unblinking eyes staring vacantly at the drafty cobwebs lining the roof. Jeez. Can all you Bethlehem landlords please just go buy a separate manger shed? And promise me that all the figures will be standing upright. Perhaps you can even position them dramatically. Maybe shine a light up at them for some ambiance, open the door to give them some air, then scoot the shed closer to the front lawn until it’s visible from the street. Just throwing ideas out there.
Love this post! Every year I pull our miniature nativity out of an old box that smells like smoke (it was a hand me down) and feel badly for them….. This year I managed to break off baby Jesus’ hand. Don’t worry, I had super glue and he is good as new 🙂
ha! oh no. poor little dude.
Chinese restaurants are choice venues for staging the nativity scenes year round, because they already have the Christmas lights on year round…
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